So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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