We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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