shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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