Who did Billy Mays play for?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You're a disaster
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