I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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