He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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