He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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