It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize