piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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