I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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