found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We named our party play list daddy issues
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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