they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I have post one night stand depression
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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