Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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