Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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