I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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