Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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