Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Found the puke drawer
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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