In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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