doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish my penis had an off switch
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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