What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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