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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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