Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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