I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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