With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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