I want to stick my p in your. b.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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