Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I love you.
Bad choice
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