He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want her autograph on my taint
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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