That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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