i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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