After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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