i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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