If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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