You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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