boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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