She is in my trunk
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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