Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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