if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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