So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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