That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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