You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
They have beer where we have blood.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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