the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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