If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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