i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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