8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
it glows. i had to have it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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