I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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