dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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