Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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