I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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