He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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