i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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